Dear Weezer, October 24, 2009

Please. Just. Stop.

You are slowly but surely breaking my heart.

Dear Life, October 15, 2009

I seriously just can’t deal with you today. Let’s start over tomorrow. Ok?

Dear Monday, August 17, 2009

Like the rest of the world, I have come to dislike you immensely.

Dear Design Sponge Sneak Peeks, August 12, 2009

You make me wild with envy.

Dear My Life, August 6, 2009

Thanks for letting me win for awhile. It is nice.

Dear Prospect Park, August 6, 2009

Thank you for making my dreams come true: http://www.bricartsmedia.org/events/purple-rain-sing-a-long-with-escort

Dear Junkman, August 5, 2009

Whoops, you got evicted. And then moved in across the street from our friend. Seriously.

Dear SYTYCD, July 24, 2009

How is it that you make two grown women giddy with excitement, speaking in all caps online to discuss the outcome of your show?

Dear Screaming Polish Pre-teens Outside the Window, July 23, 2009

Please shut the fuck up.

Thank you.

ps. When someone comes down the steps, it is polite to move out of their way.

Dear This Blog, July 23, 2009

Sorry it’s been so long. But I’m back. In action.