Thanks for ruining my day.
Dear Union Square Whole Foods, August 18, 2009
You are hellish. I a) cannot believe I worked inside you for 4 months and b) will never, ever buy anything from you because I leave in a panic after 10 minutes inside.
Dear Coffee, August 14, 2009
I think it’s best that we keep our relationship more of a flirtation. You inspire the kind of love that can make a girl all crazy-like.
Dear My Life, 